Saturday, April 14, 2007
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Thursday, March 29, 2007
What are teenagers reading?
Parents say: all teenagers do is watch TV, listen to terrible pop music & complain about school.
Well, parents are right to some extent. Our questionnaire shows that teenagers are spending on average 80% of their free time listening to music or watching TV. But the questionnaire also shows that 72% of teenagers are reading for pleasure every week.
Parents say: teenagers don't read any more!
Again, parents are right to some extent. Children don't buy many books after they reach the age of 11. After that, children spend a lot on videos, cassettes & posters. They don't spend very much on books.
But the questionnaire shows that teenagers are reading a lot of magazines! In fact, 40% of children from 13 to 19 spend money on comics & magazines.
Parents say: teenagers only read rubbish!
Parents are probably not completely right. According to our questionnaire, teenagers are buying a variety of magazines, many of them health & fitness, the environment & popular science. They are also becoming more critical of comics & teen magazines. They feel they are growing out of this kind of reading.
But they say that they don't have time to read long novels. They can't get interested in them. & yes, they prefer videos, films & going out!
Well, parents are right to some extent. Our questionnaire shows that teenagers are spending on average 80% of their free time listening to music or watching TV. But the questionnaire also shows that 72% of teenagers are reading for pleasure every week.
Parents say: teenagers don't read any more!
Again, parents are right to some extent. Children don't buy many books after they reach the age of 11. After that, children spend a lot on videos, cassettes & posters. They don't spend very much on books.
But the questionnaire shows that teenagers are reading a lot of magazines! In fact, 40% of children from 13 to 19 spend money on comics & magazines.
Parents say: teenagers only read rubbish!
Parents are probably not completely right. According to our questionnaire, teenagers are buying a variety of magazines, many of them health & fitness, the environment & popular science. They are also becoming more critical of comics & teen magazines. They feel they are growing out of this kind of reading.
But they say that they don't have time to read long novels. They can't get interested in them. & yes, they prefer videos, films & going out!
Welcome to South Australia
South Australia has wonderful sights. Sounds & tastes! Adelaide, the capital city, is full of colour. There are over 30 kilometers of sparkling white beaches for you. Shopping is an excellent activity for all visitors to Adelaide. The city has some very interesting stores. Rundle Mall in the center of the city is a major shopping center. Normal shopping hours are Mon-Thurs 9 am to 5.30 pm, Saturday 9 am to 5 pm & Friday nights until 9 pm.
Adelaide has got hundreds of restaurants. From cheap bistros to formal restaurants & Adelaide's Mediterranean climate is prefer for eating out of doors in the pavement cafes.
Adelaide is fun to explore. There are many parks around the city center & gardens with many unusual Australian plants.
After dark, Adelaide is lively with pubs, rock & jazz music.
Adelaide is also a city for lovers of history-it's got many excellent museums, including the South Australian Museum & the Art Gallery of South Australia. Both on North Terrace.
Welcome to South Australia & enjoy your holiday!
Adelaide has got hundreds of restaurants. From cheap bistros to formal restaurants & Adelaide's Mediterranean climate is prefer for eating out of doors in the pavement cafes.
Adelaide is fun to explore. There are many parks around the city center & gardens with many unusual Australian plants.
After dark, Adelaide is lively with pubs, rock & jazz music.
Adelaide is also a city for lovers of history-it's got many excellent museums, including the South Australian Museum & the Art Gallery of South Australia. Both on North Terrace.
Welcome to South Australia & enjoy your holiday!
English saying & their meaning
1-A chain is only as strong as its weakest link:
When you are working with other people, everyone has to help each other. When one person doesn't do the work well, the whole thing is not so good.
2- The best things in life are free:
Things like love & friendship are the best things in life, because you can't buy them with money.
3- Least said & soonest mended:
It's best not to talk too much about a problem. Don't say any thing & you can solve a problem more quickly.
4- The sooner the better:
Don't wait. Do things quickly.
5- The best kind of advice is no advice at all:
Don't give advice to other people. They may not like it.
6- The first step is always the hardest:
It's often hard to start doing something, then it gets easier as you do it.
7- The worst may never happen:
Be optimistic; expect good things to happen, not bad things.
8- An empty vessel makes the biggest sound:
When you are working with other people, everyone has to help each other. When one person doesn't do the work well, the whole thing is not so good.
2- The best things in life are free:
Things like love & friendship are the best things in life, because you can't buy them with money.
3- Least said & soonest mended:
It's best not to talk too much about a problem. Don't say any thing & you can solve a problem more quickly.
4- The sooner the better:
Don't wait. Do things quickly.
5- The best kind of advice is no advice at all:
Don't give advice to other people. They may not like it.
6- The first step is always the hardest:
It's often hard to start doing something, then it gets easier as you do it.
7- The worst may never happen:
Be optimistic; expect good things to happen, not bad things.
8- An empty vessel makes the biggest sound:
Because someone talks a lot, it doesn't mean they are very intelligent. Stupid people often talk a lot of rubbish.
Asian food
From a visit to three Asian countries, one thing is clear: the Asian diet is now more westernized. The traditional Asian food-eaten three times a day-is rice. But now there are also meals of wheat products, such as toast for breakfast & milk products.
Asian supermarkets now have a long list of Western foods such as breads, cakes & biscuits, snack foods, tinned goods & fizzy soft-drinks, pasta (wheat noodles), breakfast cereals, butter, cheese, lamb & beef.
But most striking is the large number of milk products. Milk products traditionally aren't part of an Asian diet-many Asians actually allergic to milk. But there are now ads on TV for milk, according to the ads, is 'modern', middle class & healthy. At a supermarket in Ampang Park, Kuala Lumpur, there is a shelf, four meter long, for milk in tins.
In one Bangkok supermarket there are more than a dozen different brands of milk drinks, from strawberry to pineapple flavour. In a typical supermarket in Chiang Mai in northern Thailand (population 1.2 million), there is fresh milk & flavoured long-life milk in mini cartons. There are also fruit yoghurts in pineapple, orange & lychee flavours.Unfortunately, there are now more Western diet-related diseases.
Asian supermarkets now have a long list of Western foods such as breads, cakes & biscuits, snack foods, tinned goods & fizzy soft-drinks, pasta (wheat noodles), breakfast cereals, butter, cheese, lamb & beef.
But most striking is the large number of milk products. Milk products traditionally aren't part of an Asian diet-many Asians actually allergic to milk. But there are now ads on TV for milk, according to the ads, is 'modern', middle class & healthy. At a supermarket in Ampang Park, Kuala Lumpur, there is a shelf, four meter long, for milk in tins.
In one Bangkok supermarket there are more than a dozen different brands of milk drinks, from strawberry to pineapple flavour. In a typical supermarket in Chiang Mai in northern Thailand (population 1.2 million), there is fresh milk & flavoured long-life milk in mini cartons. There are also fruit yoghurts in pineapple, orange & lychee flavours.Unfortunately, there are now more Western diet-related diseases.
Monday, March 26, 2007
That's one Hard Worker!
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be13 executed as soon as possible.Addendum:That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
Fear of death/life after death
1-How do you feel about it? I think it is usual for every one & it is excellent for good people & dangers for bad & crimind people. Crimind people think this life is better than that life but clever people think this life like prison.
2-Are you afraid of death & if you are, where does it come from? A bit because probably I do crimes.
3-There will be something after life. But what? A place for bad & crimind people & a place for good people.
4-Rebirth? Yes but it hasn't redeath.
5-A kind of paradise? Yes I say it is just for good people.
2-Are you afraid of death & if you are, where does it come from? A bit because probably I do crimes.
3-There will be something after life. But what? A place for bad & crimind people & a place for good people.
4-Rebirth? Yes but it hasn't redeath.
5-A kind of paradise? Yes I say it is just for good people.
The Internet
Its history
The Internet started in the 1960s. The United States Department of Defense started it because they wanted a computer network to help the American military. In the 1970s, scientists worked on it. Then in the 1980s, telephone companies made it possible to communicate on the computer network in many more countries. An international computer language was born & the Net went worldwide.
What can it do?
The Internet started in the 1960s. The United States Department of Defense started it because they wanted a computer network to help the American military. In the 1970s, scientists worked on it. Then in the 1980s, telephone companies made it possible to communicate on the computer network in many more countries. An international computer language was born & the Net went worldwide.
What can it do?
You can use the Internet for many things. You can shop for a car or a house; you can plane a vacation; you can watch a video; you can read an Australian newspaper or Japanese magazine; you can buy books & CDs from North & South America; you can play chess with a partner in Moscow; or you can just chat with people from all over the world. The list is endless.
Sydney
Sydney has everything you want in a city. It's beautiful, it has old and new & old buildings, there are fantastic beaches, & the food is delicious.
The best times to visit are the spring & fall. In the summer it is very hot. Sydney has the famous bondi beach. People go swimming, surfing, windsurfing & sailing. For nightlife, there are a lot of clubs on Oxford Street.
There are cheap hotels in King's cross. A room is about $50 a night. There are international hotels in the center. Here a room is about $150 a night.
There are restaurants from every _Turkish, Lebanese, Japanese, Thai, Chinese & Vietnamese.
Australians eat a lot of seafood_ it's very fresh.
Sydney has theaters & of course, the opera house. The best stores are on Pitt Street.
Go to the harbor. There are beaches, walks, parks, cafes & of course, the wonderful bridge.There are fast trains & slow buses. The best way to see Sydney is by ferry.
The best times to visit are the spring & fall. In the summer it is very hot. Sydney has the famous bondi beach. People go swimming, surfing, windsurfing & sailing. For nightlife, there are a lot of clubs on Oxford Street.
There are cheap hotels in King's cross. A room is about $50 a night. There are international hotels in the center. Here a room is about $150 a night.
There are restaurants from every _Turkish, Lebanese, Japanese, Thai, Chinese & Vietnamese.
Australians eat a lot of seafood_ it's very fresh.
Sydney has theaters & of course, the opera house. The best stores are on Pitt Street.
Go to the harbor. There are beaches, walks, parks, cafes & of course, the wonderful bridge.There are fast trains & slow buses. The best way to see Sydney is by ferry.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Burger Queen
Yesterday was Mary Alston's birthday. She is 109 years old, she is the oldest person in the world. And she only eats junk food.
Mrs. Alston had a party with 6 generations of her family. Her daughter, Jenny Morgan, who is 85, said, "My mother loves chocolate, and eats only popcorn, pizzas, and Burgers.
She never eats fresh food. She says she doesn't like it."
Mrs. Alston lives in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. She was born on a farm in Pennsylvania, and worked as a teacher. In 1915 she married James Henry Alston. He died in 1983.
Her granddaughter, Annie who is 65, said, "Grandma gets up everyday at 6 o'clock, and goes to the hairdresser every Friday."
Annie asked her grandmother what she wanted to eat on her birthday. Mary said, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries!"
Mrs. Alston had a party with 6 generations of her family. Her daughter, Jenny Morgan, who is 85, said, "My mother loves chocolate, and eats only popcorn, pizzas, and Burgers.
She never eats fresh food. She says she doesn't like it."
Mrs. Alston lives in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. She was born on a farm in Pennsylvania, and worked as a teacher. In 1915 she married James Henry Alston. He died in 1983.
Her granddaughter, Annie who is 65, said, "Grandma gets up everyday at 6 o'clock, and goes to the hairdresser every Friday."
Annie asked her grandmother what she wanted to eat on her birthday. Mary said, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries!"
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
love mean...........
love is the one thing that still stands when all else has fallen
love is something silent
but it can be louder than anything when it talks
love is afraid of losing you
love is something silent
but it can be louder than anything when it talks
love is afraid of losing you
Punishment in heaven
three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.''Why?'' he asks.St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
Saturday, February 24, 2007
math of life
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = preganancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs.
A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.
Author Unknown
A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs.
A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.
Author Unknown
Thursday, February 22, 2007
FIN GARDEN
Fin garden
fin garden is constructed in an area of 25000 square meters .
the main mansions of this garden including : Abbasi palace in the middle with panting scenes & prances - fath Ali shah palace in southern side museum has two sec tions archeology & anthropology.
histori of kashan
writing about Sialk of Kashan
kashan has been home town of various races & it's historic antiquity is regarded to
one of the oldest regions in iranian centeral plateau named sialk hills where
peaple began living.
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